So I recently spent 10 minutes of my life teaching my boy to wipe his bum!
Correct, you are not born with the skill to wipe your own bottom. I thought this was just some life skill that you were born with but apparently not, you actually have to be taught how to do this. Now you would think this is a pretty easy skill to grasp - WRONG.
It was up his arm, on the toilet and ON.MY.HAND! I did not sign up for this. Why does nobody tell you about these things? When you're at a kids party (another blog) or at the school drop off (another blog), people always ask "how are you" and you never ever say "well actually spent my whole morning wrestling a poo covered 4 year old Barbara - how about you?"